The Convincible Guy

The guy who is one "Come on" away from joining a blindfolded parkour tour in a broken glass factory.

You know that guy who never wants to leave home but somehow ends up being the last one to go to sleep? The one who doesn’t bring up the wild ideas but also hasn’t learned how to say no? That one.

He’s the guy who hears a bad idea, looks at his watch, puts his palm on his face, and says, "Fu%k it, let’s do it!" Then he goes to work the next day with sunglasses and painkillers and a big smile. His Fridays are titled "I'll take it easy this week." His Mondays "I didn’t plan to stay that long." He might not start the party, but he sure as hell won’t stop it.

They say peer pressure doesn’t work on adults, but this guy is proof that’s a lie. He’s basically powered by FOMO and a very lightweight willpower that will pretty much let him do anything if you make it sound like fun. A zero-gravity cooking class on a cargo plane, a fancy dinner during a bungee jump, a silent disco skydiving experience... Give him a damn tattoo roulette, and he’ll end up with a pink dancing platypus on his left butt cheek.

The walking pile of good stories.. All based on bad ideas.

Do you know him?