The Broke One

Not only do we all know this guy, but at some point, we’ve all been this guy.

He is the guy who turns having no money into the ultimate lifestyle. The guy who makes being broke look like a life choice and poverty sound like poetry – To eat or not to eat...

He is the guy who is saving his savings account for later in life and spends more time with his banking app than his dating app.

To him, "liquid assets" means drinking tap water straight from the kitchen sink. He’s more broke than a joke without a punchline, more damaged than a burning snowman, and more beaten than the mute button on a porn site. Basically, more f...ed than a prison inmate when it's time to shower.

Broke but never broken. The best things in life are free anyway.

How many like this do you know?