The Cheap Guy

The guy who’s always willing to go the extra mile, but only because the price is a little cheaper down the road.

The one with the most severe case of spend-your-money-phobia and a rare allergy to holidays, restaurants, and anything that might come with a bill. This is the guy who considers dining out as a waste of time because homemade pasta feels "more personal", and while you're thinking "let's do something fun", he's thinking "we should probably go home".

To this guy, second hand items are a treasure in disguise because buying from the store is just paying twice the price. He will not pay for taxis, parties or flights and he'll go cheap on drinks, food and even wifi.

This guy is chameleon when it comes to getting the job done and he can learn a new profession in a few days or a week because why to pay a guy if he knows he'll get it fixed. He can be a nurse, a tailor, a plumber, a smith, a cook, a builder or baker or priest. He can learn any profession, but he will never pay the bill. In his mind he is not cheap, just "financially educated". Money doesn't grow on trees you know, he's clever not to waste it. 

Of course, "Free" is his lucky number. Anything else is too expensive. Unless it's beer. Beer is ok! 

Bargain is his motto, a good price does no harm, discounts are a vision, being cheap is his charm.

Who is this guy?