The Cheap Guy
The extra penny you spend today is my reason to laugh at you tomorrow.
Who is he?
The guy who’s always willing to go the extra mile, but only because the price is a little cheaper down the road.
He suffers from a chronic case of spend-your-money-phobia, and a strong allergy to holidays, restaurants, or anything that might come with a bill. He’s the guy who would wrestle a raccoon over a half-eaten sandwich if it means not having to pay for breakfast.
OK, maybe not that far. But close.
See, he’s not the one you go to fancy dinners with, he’s the one who’ll give you an explanation about why homemade pasta is "more personal" and why the "free" options are always the best.
To paint you a picture, his worst nightmare is marrying someone who doesn’t think Brunch is just an overpriced scam.
But it’s not about having money or not, it’s about paying only for what you really need. Of course, when you think using the heater in winter is optional, there’s not really much left for you to need.
His priorities are in order though, if it’s not essential, don’t waste the money. For example you don't need a fancy breakfast every morning. Bread and coffee are all you need (and even coffee is optional).
You can also forget about taxis, drinks and flights, and even Youtube and Spotify. If you can live without it or it has a free version... You know.
Now let's be fair, he might be the guy who renews a free trial with a new email address, yes. But he's also the guy who gets the job done. He can learn a new profession in a few days or a week because why to pay a guy if he knows he'll get it fixed.
He can be a nurse, a tailor, a plumber, a smith, a cook, a builder, a baker or priest. He can learn any profession, but he'll never pay the bill.
He suffers from a chronic case of spend-your-money-phobia, and a strong allergy to holidays, restaurants, or anything that might come with a bill. He’s the guy who would wrestle a raccoon over a half-eaten sandwich if it means not having to pay for breakfast.
OK, maybe not that far. But close.
See, he’s not the one you go to fancy dinners with, he’s the one who’ll give you an explanation about why homemade pasta is "more personal" and why the "free" options are always the best.
To paint you a picture, his worst nightmare is marrying someone who doesn’t think Brunch is just an overpriced scam.
But it’s not about having money or not, it’s about paying only for what you really need. Of course, when you think using the heater in winter is optional, there’s not really much left for you to need.
His priorities are in order though, if it’s not essential, don’t waste the money. For example you don't need a fancy breakfast every morning. Bread and coffee are all you need (and even coffee is optional).
You can also forget about taxis, drinks and flights, and even Youtube and Spotify. If you can live without it or it has a free version... You know.
Now let's be fair, he might be the guy who renews a free trial with a new email address, yes. But he's also the guy who gets the job done. He can learn a new profession in a few days or a week because why to pay a guy if he knows he'll get it fixed.
He can be a nurse, a tailor, a plumber, a smith, a cook, a builder, a baker or priest. He can learn any profession, but he'll never pay the bill.
💬 He sounds like...
"I'm clever, not cheap."
"'Best before' means 'Not so bad after'"
"I swear free samples taste better."
"If I can’t bring my own drinks, I'm not going."
"Tap water is fine, thanks."
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
It's ok I'll pay for it
Keep the change
Ah that's not too much
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