The Drama Queen
Applause is optional. The show is not.
Who is he?
The guy who will throw you out of his life if you dare send him a text message with no emojis.
This guy's an entertainer, the kind that could be making millions acting in a South American soap opera but chooses to be dramatic only for you instead.
He lives for the drama. He loves attention and pain... And attention on his pain.
When he's feeling "hurt", he pours out his feelings like a turbulent river of emotions while he faints onto the couch and sings a soft ballad about his own pain and suffering.
His one and only goal is getting a reaction from you. Granted, most of the time is an organic facepalm and a sarcastic "Here we go again". But that is his fuel. It's the rush he gets when he steals the spotlight.
A day with him is an adventure where anything you say, can be the voice of "Action!" for the next private show.
Say you made plans with him but now you have to cancel... Bad idea.
Most of us would say "Ok, no worries". But a simple "No worries" could never express the amount of pain and disgrace you've brought to his life with your deceitful web of lies and betrayal.
He will put the back of his hand over his forehead and look away while he describes to you the agonizing pain inside his chest.
Then he'll dramatically look out the window while imaginary rain falls over the glass like he's the star in a heartbreak music video. Because NO ONE should ever be exposed to such emotional humiliation.
Being with him is an experience, like witnessing a progression of theatrical events that begins the moment he enters the room because with or without words, he doesn't say "Hello", he says "I have arrived". Then it is only a matter of time before moments like "How DARE you!" and a performance like he’s the lead character in everyone’s life story.
He's the new and improved version of "We were on a break" and the real live action of a dramatic pause. Followed by tragedy the way glitter follows you after a rave. But in a way that makes you enjoy every moment of it.
If his life had a title, it would be "Emooootional daaamage".
This guy's an entertainer, the kind that could be making millions acting in a South American soap opera but chooses to be dramatic only for you instead.
He lives for the drama. He loves attention and pain... And attention on his pain.
When he's feeling "hurt", he pours out his feelings like a turbulent river of emotions while he faints onto the couch and sings a soft ballad about his own pain and suffering.
His one and only goal is getting a reaction from you. Granted, most of the time is an organic facepalm and a sarcastic "Here we go again". But that is his fuel. It's the rush he gets when he steals the spotlight.
A day with him is an adventure where anything you say, can be the voice of "Action!" for the next private show.
Say you made plans with him but now you have to cancel... Bad idea.
Most of us would say "Ok, no worries". But a simple "No worries" could never express the amount of pain and disgrace you've brought to his life with your deceitful web of lies and betrayal.
He will put the back of his hand over his forehead and look away while he describes to you the agonizing pain inside his chest.
Then he'll dramatically look out the window while imaginary rain falls over the glass like he's the star in a heartbreak music video. Because NO ONE should ever be exposed to such emotional humiliation.
Being with him is an experience, like witnessing a progression of theatrical events that begins the moment he enters the room because with or without words, he doesn't say "Hello", he says "I have arrived". Then it is only a matter of time before moments like "How DARE you!" and a performance like he’s the lead character in everyone’s life story.
He's the new and improved version of "We were on a break" and the real live action of a dramatic pause. Followed by tragedy the way glitter follows you after a rave. But in a way that makes you enjoy every moment of it.
If his life had a title, it would be "Emooootional daaamage".
💬 He sounds like...
"No, I’m fine. Just heartbroken and betrayed. But I'm fine."
"I too have feelings you know? And now they’re hurt!"
"Just leave!"
"I can’t even with this. Literally, I can’t even."
"Ooh the pain... The paaain"
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
No need to make a big deal.
Ugh... I hate the spotlight
Can we just have a normal day?
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