The Gym Psycho
The muscles of today are the legends tomorrow.
Who is he?
The guy who hits the gym while everyone else is sleeping like a pretty Disney princess.
He’s forever on beast mode. Lives and breathes for training. His idea of a chill weekend is a 7-hour fitness competition on the other side of the country. His workout routine is more sacred than brushing his teeth in the morning. He bleeds protein powder and could probably drink his own sweat just to sweat it all over again.
Training with him is a no-go. This guy will be deadlifting while you’re still negotiating with your morning alarm. He can probably lift you, your weights, your dreams, your excuses — plus his own weights — just because you're too slow to keep up.
When you get tired, He'll just say "Fine. Go home and have some cocoa". And he'll stay behind and do your training for you just to have some extra fun in his day.
He does not complain, he doesn't have time off.
Pain, is only a cute little friend he meets every day after training.
He's like John Matrix from Commando (look it up if you don’t know), muscles on muscles, and every single one trained for pain and destruction.
He doesn’t quit.
He won’t quit.
He can’t quit.
He’s basically what would happen if Hulk and The Terminator ever had an illegal baby and hired an Amazon warrior to raise him strong.
He’s forever on beast mode. Lives and breathes for training. His idea of a chill weekend is a 7-hour fitness competition on the other side of the country. His workout routine is more sacred than brushing his teeth in the morning. He bleeds protein powder and could probably drink his own sweat just to sweat it all over again.
Training with him is a no-go. This guy will be deadlifting while you’re still negotiating with your morning alarm. He can probably lift you, your weights, your dreams, your excuses — plus his own weights — just because you're too slow to keep up.
When you get tired, He'll just say "Fine. Go home and have some cocoa". And he'll stay behind and do your training for you just to have some extra fun in his day.
He does not complain, he doesn't have time off.
Pain, is only a cute little friend he meets every day after training.
He's like John Matrix from Commando (look it up if you don’t know), muscles on muscles, and every single one trained for pain and destruction.
He doesn’t quit.
He won’t quit.
He can’t quit.
He’s basically what would happen if Hulk and The Terminator ever had an illegal baby and hired an Amazon warrior to raise him strong.
💬 He sounds like...
"Everything hurts. Let's do it again."
"You call it 'gym life'. I just call it 'Life'."
"Pain is not punishment, you drama queen. It’s reward."
"Shut up and push up!"
"When it becomes easy, you're doing it wrong."
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
I'm tired
Waaaah!
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