The Hairy Guy
We shall leave no hair behind!
Who is he?
The guy who saves money on sweaters and heating bills just by being himself.
He's the guy who’s one hair away from having his own documentary on NatGeo.
The one with hair that grows back while he's still at the barber.
The guy who looks like someone threw a mop into a full-speed blender and then gave it a pulse.
He’s got a monthly subscription to Head & Shoulders and is one step away from being declared an endangered species.
He's responsible for every time the shower is clogged and he's the main DNA supplier around the house. You could probably clone him with just the left over fluff in the washing machine.
He's the equivalent of a christmas morning snow. Only inside and with hair falling instead of snow.
If you think far enough, there was probably a time in your life when you would wonder where that black curly hair in your lunch came from. Now you just wonder if it is from his chest, his arms, or... Somewhere else? But you know the answer can be devastating so you just pick it out of your plate and move on with your life.
He’s the one in a commited relationship with his hairbrush. The one who looks like a character from Game of Thrones and the one who probably howls at the moon when nobody's watching.
The one who needs an extra layer of clarification any time you talk about him... "Yeah he's very hairy but he's also a great guy".
Legend-hairy!
He's the guy who’s one hair away from having his own documentary on NatGeo.
The one with hair that grows back while he's still at the barber.
The guy who looks like someone threw a mop into a full-speed blender and then gave it a pulse.
He’s got a monthly subscription to Head & Shoulders and is one step away from being declared an endangered species.
He's responsible for every time the shower is clogged and he's the main DNA supplier around the house. You could probably clone him with just the left over fluff in the washing machine.
He's the equivalent of a christmas morning snow. Only inside and with hair falling instead of snow.
If you think far enough, there was probably a time in your life when you would wonder where that black curly hair in your lunch came from. Now you just wonder if it is from his chest, his arms, or... Somewhere else? But you know the answer can be devastating so you just pick it out of your plate and move on with your life.
He’s the one in a commited relationship with his hairbrush. The one who looks like a character from Game of Thrones and the one who probably howls at the moon when nobody's watching.
The one who needs an extra layer of clarification any time you talk about him... "Yeah he's very hairy but he's also a great guy".
Legend-hairy!
💬 He sounds like...
"We need more shampoo!"
"Hey! Who's hair is this?"
"The drain is clogged again. Sorry."
"A real man grows body hair"
"Sorry, that’s probably mine."
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
I think I'm going bald
Maybe I should wax
Hagrid who?
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