The Player
Open your mind, not your legs. Sorry, I meant open your mind AND your legs
Who is he?
The one who can turn a simple "Nice to meet you" into "let’s get married. Right now!"
That flirty guy who makes it look like his one mission in his life is to give you the best night of yours. He's clever, cheeky and bold, he moves with swagger and he's got the quick comebacks and the right amount of confidence to make a conversation sparkle like a Christmas tree. He's the human form of a rustic car: Game for all terrain.
Talking to him is like starring in the live-action movie of a bird mating call, he'll make sure you notice the way he says your name, the way he smiles when he talks to you and even the way he comes just a little too close when he doesn't really need to.
But it is all so smooth that you won't really understand it until you're both coming out of the shower and you grab your underwear like "Wait a minute... Oohhh...."
Going out with him is a straight invitation to reconsider your morals. You don't know it at first but before long, the magic happens and you can see your nice dinner turn into a happy breakfast with big smiles and very little clothes on.
It's like his very own super power that will make you smile, then laugh, then blush and finally question your idea of self-control.
All in that order.
Ahh this guy... He plays the game like he invented it, smooth, shameless and just cocky enough that he can pull it off. He's not even the one who asks for your number or your Instagram, he will just hand you his and say "Here, you’re gonna want this later". You might laugh and all, but by the time you split, you will want to hear from him again. And now you're playing his game.
He doesn't see flirting as a way to get your attention though, it is simply the highest level of fun two people can have with their clothes on. So because he's just having fun, he seems cute and innocent, like any other guy you can easily deal with.
But he's really good at reading you, and when the time is right... BAAM!!! Mission accomplished. Game over.
And there you have it, that is this guy. The kind of guy who should not be left alone with you on a couch.
That flirty guy who makes it look like his one mission in his life is to give you the best night of yours. He's clever, cheeky and bold, he moves with swagger and he's got the quick comebacks and the right amount of confidence to make a conversation sparkle like a Christmas tree. He's the human form of a rustic car: Game for all terrain.
Talking to him is like starring in the live-action movie of a bird mating call, he'll make sure you notice the way he says your name, the way he smiles when he talks to you and even the way he comes just a little too close when he doesn't really need to.
But it is all so smooth that you won't really understand it until you're both coming out of the shower and you grab your underwear like "Wait a minute... Oohhh...."
Going out with him is a straight invitation to reconsider your morals. You don't know it at first but before long, the magic happens and you can see your nice dinner turn into a happy breakfast with big smiles and very little clothes on.
It's like his very own super power that will make you smile, then laugh, then blush and finally question your idea of self-control.
All in that order.
Ahh this guy... He plays the game like he invented it, smooth, shameless and just cocky enough that he can pull it off. He's not even the one who asks for your number or your Instagram, he will just hand you his and say "Here, you’re gonna want this later". You might laugh and all, but by the time you split, you will want to hear from him again. And now you're playing his game.
He doesn't see flirting as a way to get your attention though, it is simply the highest level of fun two people can have with their clothes on. So because he's just having fun, he seems cute and innocent, like any other guy you can easily deal with.
But he's really good at reading you, and when the time is right... BAAM!!! Mission accomplished. Game over.
And there you have it, that is this guy. The kind of guy who should not be left alone with you on a couch.
💬 He sounds like...
"I was being a good boy today. Then you showed up"
"Something about you reminds me of my future ex wife"
"Your outfit tonight is perfect for my bedroom floor"
"You look like you need someone to regret"
"Rules are like records you know, somebody's gotta break them one day"
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
Long, deep conversations over quick flings.
Let's just be friends.
I'm ready for commitment.
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