- The Survivor The guy who sweats testosterone and looks like he belongs in an action movie. The one you want to keep near you when sh!t hits the fan. He's resourceful and calm under pressure, like he was born with a plan B and he's immune to panic. His brain cells are like tiny bloody navy seals that fall in formation like military troops any time there is trouble. Maximum focus, elite determination. The world could be on fire around him but he will just stand still for a moment, see what you missed and figure everything out while everyone else is panicking. Whether it is a broken pipe under the sink or a nuclear war in the living room. when survival mode is on he will stop at nothing until his mission is complete. Imagine this, if he's ever dropped alone on an abandoned island, he'll come back wearing a shark as a coat. Followed by a pack of wolves that he now comands. Literally, no terrain is too wild and no conditions are too harsh. This guy was once bitten by a cobra... The poor snake died the next day. He's basically what you get after fusing Bear Grylls with John Rambo: The next champion of the hunger games. Basically, if life was a fight, he'd make nature tap out. Do you know this guy?