The Broke One
More broke than a piggy bank at a hammer convention
Who is he?
The guy who makes being broke look like a poetic life choice... To eat or not to eat.
Not only we all know this guy, but we have all been in his shoes at some point.
He is the one who turns not having any money into the ultimate lifestyle. The one who's saving his savings account for later in life.
His banking app opens with the message "Are you sure you want to see this?".
His only liquid asset is the tap water he drinks straight from the kitchen sink, and his credit risk... Well, you can imagine what it is.
His idea of "treating himself" is buying brand-name cereal like he's some kind of billionaire.
Hanging out with him means instant noodles, sneaking snacks into the movies and drinking wine that comes in a paper box. Food on the park bench, wearing extra layers to keep the heaters off, buying beers from the shop and not doing anything that may come with a bill.
Anything except ads on YouTube or cheap toilet paper... His fridge may be empty, but only because he's broke, not because he's cheap.
On the plus side, he's the ultimate financial strategist. He's on an every day mission to find the most creative ways to be efficient about money. Because you know, having empty pockets doesn't mean having an empty brain.
He'll book flights on foreign websites because local prices might be cheaper. He'll sign up for free subscriptions and set a reminder to cancel them right before they're over. He's the master of clever ideas like having a friend pay for Netflix while another one pays for Spotify and another one for YouTube. Then share logins and everybody wins... Genius.
Did you know that some apps let you buy food from cafes and bakeries at the end of the day for 80% less? Well, that's the kind of stuff he knows.
Granted, he's just trying to save money, but he does it with style. If he has to do it, he's gonna do it right.
This guy's more broke than a joke without a punchline, more damaged than a snowman on fire, and more beaten than the mute button on PornHub.
Basically, more fucked than a prison inmate when it's time to shower.
Broke but never broken though. The best things in life are free anyway.
Not only we all know this guy, but we have all been in his shoes at some point.
He is the one who turns not having any money into the ultimate lifestyle. The one who's saving his savings account for later in life.
His banking app opens with the message "Are you sure you want to see this?".
His only liquid asset is the tap water he drinks straight from the kitchen sink, and his credit risk... Well, you can imagine what it is.
His idea of "treating himself" is buying brand-name cereal like he's some kind of billionaire.
Hanging out with him means instant noodles, sneaking snacks into the movies and drinking wine that comes in a paper box. Food on the park bench, wearing extra layers to keep the heaters off, buying beers from the shop and not doing anything that may come with a bill.
Anything except ads on YouTube or cheap toilet paper... His fridge may be empty, but only because he's broke, not because he's cheap.
On the plus side, he's the ultimate financial strategist. He's on an every day mission to find the most creative ways to be efficient about money. Because you know, having empty pockets doesn't mean having an empty brain.
He'll book flights on foreign websites because local prices might be cheaper. He'll sign up for free subscriptions and set a reminder to cancel them right before they're over. He's the master of clever ideas like having a friend pay for Netflix while another one pays for Spotify and another one for YouTube. Then share logins and everybody wins... Genius.
Did you know that some apps let you buy food from cafes and bakeries at the end of the day for 80% less? Well, that's the kind of stuff he knows.
Granted, he's just trying to save money, but he does it with style. If he has to do it, he's gonna do it right.
This guy's more broke than a joke without a punchline, more damaged than a snowman on fire, and more beaten than the mute button on PornHub.
Basically, more fucked than a prison inmate when it's time to shower.
Broke but never broken though. The best things in life are free anyway.
💬 He sounds like...
"I deserve to be rich and famous but the universe seems to disagree."
""I swear food tastes better when it's free."
"Noooo... That's way too much!"
"Money doesn't buy happiness. But being broke doesn't make me happy either"
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
Drinks are on me!
We've created a token to capture his personality...
Celebrate his vibe with us