The Broke One

The Broke One

The guy who makes being broke look like a poetic life choice... To eat or not to eat.

He is the one who turns not having any money into the ultimate lifestyle. The one who's saving his savings account for later in life. His banking app opens with the message "Are you sure you want to see this?".

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The Broke One

The Broke One

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🎯 He sounds like...

  • "I deserve to be rich and famous but the universe seems to disagree."
  • "I'm more broke than a piggy bank at a hammer convention"
  • "Let’s eat out... at your place."
  • "I swear food tastes better when it's free."
  • "Noooo... That's way too much!"
  • "Money doesn't buy happiness. But being broke doesn't make me happy either!"
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• Rest of World: 15-20 business days

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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