The Dirty One
Deeper, harder, faster. Wait, no... Ah yeah, that's what I meant.
Who is he?
The guy who savours the sweet moment before whispering "That's what she said".
He's one of those people born with special abilities. Only instead of super strength or laser vision, this guy's built for sensing the hidden meaning in every sentence. Built to make you think about it twice before anything you want to say.
He's like a pun predator, patiently waiting for the right words to come out of your mouth. Then he takes them, makes out with them a little, violates them and then BAAM!!! He slaps you in the face with your own words.
He lives on the edge, always one comment away from going too far. But somehow he manages to keep it just dirty enough that it's always funny. You laugh, then pause, then go "Wait… what did you just say?"
Half his lines sound like a pickup line. The other half are.
Half of them are extremely inappropriate. The other half are even worse.
His mouth is saying "kidding." but his eyes say "unless..."
He’s the reason why you hide your phone in public before reading your texts.
While most people wink with their eye, he does it with his tone. In way that pushes buttons you didn’t even know you had.
He's the one who makes you laugh at things you shouldn't and think twice about things you never questioned before.
Try playing his game one day. Send him a text message that sounds slightly dirty like "I’m stuffed" or "This is so hard". Then send a second message with: "Grrr...".
You’ll regret it.
But also… You won’t.
He's one of those people born with special abilities. Only instead of super strength or laser vision, this guy's built for sensing the hidden meaning in every sentence. Built to make you think about it twice before anything you want to say.
He's like a pun predator, patiently waiting for the right words to come out of your mouth. Then he takes them, makes out with them a little, violates them and then BAAM!!! He slaps you in the face with your own words.
He lives on the edge, always one comment away from going too far. But somehow he manages to keep it just dirty enough that it's always funny. You laugh, then pause, then go "Wait… what did you just say?"
Half his lines sound like a pickup line. The other half are.
Half of them are extremely inappropriate. The other half are even worse.
His mouth is saying "kidding." but his eyes say "unless..."
He’s the reason why you hide your phone in public before reading your texts.
While most people wink with their eye, he does it with his tone. In way that pushes buttons you didn’t even know you had.
He's the one who makes you laugh at things you shouldn't and think twice about things you never questioned before.
Try playing his game one day. Send him a text message that sounds slightly dirty like "I’m stuffed" or "This is so hard". Then send a second message with: "Grrr...".
You’ll regret it.
But also… You won’t.
💬 He sounds like...
"I know you said 'harder' but all I heard was 'please'"
"Oh mamma come to papa"
"We could be productive… Or reproductive"
"You can sit anywhere. I can help if you need advice"
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
Let's keep it professional.
I might blush.
I could talk about taxes all night.
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