The Dirty One

The Dirty One

The guy who savours the sweet moment before whispering "That's what she said".

He's like a pun predator, patiently waiting for the right words to come out of your mouth. Then he takes them, makes out with them a little, violates them and then BAAM!!! He slaps you in the face with your own words.

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The Dirty One

The Dirty One

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🎯 He sounds like...

  • "I'm really good at throat massages... Just saying"
  • "I know you said 'harder' but all I heard was 'please'"
  • "Oh mamma come to papa"
  • "We could be productive… Or reproductive. Your call."
  • "You can sit anywhere. I can help if you need advice"
€25,00 EUR
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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