The Bullshitologist

The guy who can talk his way out of any situation.

He is not just a guy full of excuses though, he can drop a random story that makes no sense but somehow it also does. Before you know it, he has you questioning everything you think you know and wondering "Is he bulshitting me again?". One minute, he’s talking about how he saved the day by fighting a bear with a spoon, and the next minute, you’re nodding along like it might have actually happened. 

With him, this is a typical scenario:

You: How did you get that scar? 

Him: I was bitten by a shark! 

You: Yeah, right...

Him: For real! It was a baby shark though, that's why the scar is so small 

You: Wait, for reals?

He is that guy, the one with the right amount of wit, funny and wild imagination.

Sounds familiar?